So Sad!!

Nuts !!

Senior Fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went
into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5
minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home... We try to
have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at
our age.

Fairy tail for men

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, & it was just that one day.

The End

Rain, rain go away!!

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"

"Ah, those," Satan said with a groan. "They're all from New England... They're still too wet to burn."

Are You Okay?

Body Found
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>> Today the Police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They
>> describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small
>> Dick.
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>> You Okay??

Three Nuns at Wrigley Field.

Three Nuns at Wrigley Field. very cute! Click here: The Three Nuns at the ball park